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==Muhammad humiliates Satan the genie by choking him with his bare hands== | ==Muhammad humiliates Satan the genie by choking him with his bare hands== | ||
{{Quote|{{Bukhari|2|22|301}} |Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, "Satan came in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an upper hand on him and I choked him. No doubt, I thought of tying him to one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see him. Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord! Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.' Then Allah made him (Satan) return with his head down (humiliated)."}} | {{Quote|{{Bukhari|2|22|301}} |Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, "Satan came in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an upper hand on him and I choked him. No doubt, I thought of tying him to one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see him. Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord! Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.' Then Allah made him (Satan) return with his head down (humiliated)."}} | ||
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I heard 'Abdullah bin Abi Aufa saying, "The Prophet forbade the use of green jars." I said, "Shall we drink out of white jars?" He said, "No."}} | I heard 'Abdullah bin Abi Aufa saying, "The Prophet forbade the use of green jars." I said, "Shall we drink out of white jars?" He said, "No."}} | ||
== Straighten prayer rows to avoid plastic surgery == | ==Straighten prayer rows to avoid plastic surgery== | ||
{{Quote| {{Bukhari|1|11|685}}| Narrated An-Nu'man bin 'Bashir:The Prophet said, "Straighten your rows or Allah will alter your faces." }} | {{Quote| {{Bukhari|1|11|685}}| Narrated An-Nu'man bin 'Bashir:The Prophet said, "Straighten your rows or Allah will alter your faces." }} | ||
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{{Quote|Bada'i al-Fuwa'id of [[w:Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya|Ibn Qayyim]] (Islamic scholar), page 129|"If a man is torn between continued desire or releasing it, and if this man does not have a wife or he has a slave-girl but he does not marry, then if a man is overwhelmed by desire, and he fears that he will suffer because of this (someone like a prisoner, or a traveller, or a pauper), then it is permissible for him to masturbate, and Ahmad (ibn Hanbal) is explicit on this. Furthermore, '''it is narrated that the Companions of the Prophet (s) used to masturbate while they were on military expeditions or travelling'''".}} | {{Quote|Bada'i al-Fuwa'id of [[w:Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya|Ibn Qayyim]] (Islamic scholar), page 129|"If a man is torn between continued desire or releasing it, and if this man does not have a wife or he has a slave-girl but he does not marry, then if a man is overwhelmed by desire, and he fears that he will suffer because of this (someone like a prisoner, or a traveller, or a pauper), then it is permissible for him to masturbate, and Ahmad (ibn Hanbal) is explicit on this. Furthermore, '''it is narrated that the Companions of the Prophet (s) used to masturbate while they were on military expeditions or travelling'''".}} | ||
== Don't flash Allah == | ==Don't flash Allah== | ||
{{quote|{{Bukhari|7|72|709}}|Narrated Abu Huraira:<BR> | {{quote|{{Bukhari|7|72|709}}|Narrated Abu Huraira:<BR> | ||
The Prophet had forbidden: (A) the Mulamasa and Munabadha (bargains), (B) the offering of two prayers, one after the morning compulsory prayer till the sun rises, and the others, after the 'Asr prayer till the sun sets '''(C) He also forbade that one should sit wearing one garment, nothing of which covers his private parts (D) and prevent them from exposure to the sky;''' (E) he also forbade Ishtimal-as-Samma'.}} | The Prophet had forbidden: (A) the Mulamasa and Munabadha (bargains), (B) the offering of two prayers, one after the morning compulsory prayer till the sun rises, and the others, after the 'Asr prayer till the sun sets '''(C) He also forbade that one should sit wearing one garment, nothing of which covers his private parts (D) and prevent them from exposure to the sky;''' (E) he also forbade Ishtimal-as-Samma'.}} | ||
== Doodling is a sin! == | ==Doodling is a sin!== | ||
{{quote|1=[http://www.islamqa.com/en/ref/129446 Islam Q&A - Fatwa No. 129446]|2=The scholars of the Standing Committee for Issuing Fatwas said: | {{quote|1=[http://www.islamqa.com/en/ref/129446 Islam Q&A - Fatwa No. 129446]|2=The scholars of the Standing Committee for Issuing Fatwas said: | ||
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*[{{Reference archive|1=http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2007/07/15/the_list_the_worlds_stupidest_fatwas|2=2011-04-21}} The List: The World's Stupidest Fatwas] ''- Foreign Policy, July 2007'' | *[{{Reference archive|1=http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2007/07/15/the_list_the_worlds_stupidest_fatwas|2=2011-04-21}} The List: The World's Stupidest Fatwas] ''- Foreign Policy, July 2007'' | ||
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[[Category:Humor]] | [[Category:Humor]] | ||
[[Category:Muhammad]] | [[Category:Muhammad]] | ||